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Out at the J: Rainbow Hamantaschen

Kosher Kounter

Oy Gay!

Talks

The Schmear Chronicles

The LGBTQ community is invited to come together to watch the simple steps to preparing the dough and fillings, and then fold your own triangles. Leave with at least a half-dozen of your own colorful creations.

Nostalgia Baking for 20s + 30s

Kosher Kounter

Talks

The Schmear Chronicles

Bake up your favorite childhood lunchbox treats for a more sophisticated palate but still packed with fun!  Menu may include frosted toaster tarts; snack cakes; sandwich cookies; and Cheddar snack crackers.

Single Chevre's Annual Pre-Thanksgiving Dinner

Dating

Dating & Mating

Nightlife

Singles

Talks

The Schmear Chronicles

The Yenta Centa

Singles ages 35+ enjoy gourmet glatt cuisine with salad bar & Viennese desserts. Candle-lit atmosphere. 

Debra Messing: The Jew Crush

Irving Berlin: The Jew Crush

Liev Schreiber: The Jew Crush

The Ten Cinco De Mayo-mmandments

Like most American appropriated holidays, Cinco de Mayo as celebrated in the U.S. is a far cry from its origins. Ay carumba.

Originally, the date is observed in Mexico to commemorate its army’s unforeseen victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla. For those who live in Mexico, the day is mostly ceremonial and paid tribute to through solemn customs like military parades.

Met Gala If Held During Olden Times

Actors who portray princesses and talking animals in films seem to come the closest to living in a fairy tale — but every spring, the lucky few (spoiler alert: they’re all top-tier celebrities) step into a night of real, live enchantment at the annual Met Gala.

Every year around the time when the air turns warmer and the cherry blossoms begin to bloom, Hollywood’s elite gathers at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Fifth Avenue for an extravagant night of whimsy and fantasy rivaling the elaborate universes created for them on the silver screen.

Debbie Filler: The Jew Crush

Judd Apatow: The Jew Crush

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